It's a Game! Yay!

So here's how the game works, y'all. You are protecting a hill and the other person(s) have to figure a way about getting past your defenses that you've set up (only the ones that you've said count) and claiming the hill for yourselves.

I walk onto the Hill.

IT'S MY HILL NOW.


mwahahahahahahahaha

(If you still don't understand how it works, I'll provide an example for you. Remember, you're answer doesn't have to be logical, just so that we can understand what happened)

I get a shotgun and shoot myself in the head.

IT'S MY GHOST'S HILL NOW.
And now my ghost builds a fortress made of demons that will terrorize everyone that comes near.

Oooh! Oooh! Lemme try!

Uhh... Chuck Norris.

I win.

This game will(and its)strange adn unreal....

i come in with my god powers and send the demons into an endless darkness

then i strike anyone that is left with lightning which can also kill ghosts

then i build my fortress and using my powers i raise it high into the air and make it so it is surrounded by gods and i call it mt Olympus

bring it on ill take you

I send a bio-bomb that destroys all spirits and human beings around and inside the castle.
[size=30]MY HILL[/size]

how did you get onto the hill again

I drop giant killer pumpkins on all of you.

Now its mine mwhahahah

Umm.... Seeing as you have only attacked the hill and not set up any defenses...

I drop a Pineapple on you, throw you off the hill, take the hill, then... Put a force field around the hill? Can I do that? And I defend it with my attack monkeys! Haha!

yeah, you can do whatever you want. It's up to the rest of us to find loopholes in the defenses you've set up.
When the deliveryman comes to deliver your food for the day, I sneak through the shield and shoot you and hypnotize the monkeys so that they do whatever I want.

MY HILL

I make a delivery of 100s Of bananas when the EVIL henchmen monkeys are eating the bananas i sneak through the same place cloned random dude sneaked through and shoot CRD right in the face then set UP massive metal gates at the entrance so nobody can get in only i can get out


The hills mine

I parachute through the top of the hill, go where no one's looking, take some dirt, put it in a jar, fly my jetpack out, then I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIIIIiiiiiiirt! I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIIIIiiiiiiirt! And I put the jar of dirt in a Swiss bank and defend the bank with attack monkeys. MY HILL. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I go to the Arctic and build a hill out of snow and defend it with giant celery walls and mutant killer pumpkins.

IS MINE NOW

My army of attack rabbits eat your wall and your pumpkins. I put a radical environmentalist on the hill. Since it is in the arctic, they will defend it at all costs. I also convert the local Polar Bears to my cause and have them defend it. Kenny from South Park directs all military actions via a golden PSP. To aviod his death, I have already put him on life support.

since nobody has posted in a long time I assume that the hill is mine. Just in case, I create giant space fighters and have them drop H-bombs, F-bombs, and BIO-bombs on both hills and the bank, I drop more bombs so that the hills and the bank are launched into space never to be seen by anyone but me again.

Where did the second hill and the bank come from? And I question your physics...

You put some of the first hill in a bank, and I took over a hill in the Arctic. For the record f-bombs sound like this:fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, or if you are dropping them fast its like this:Fuuuck fuuuck fuuuck.

Ooooh. Makes sense? Anyways, I fly out to wherever you blew the hill to with your F-bombs, then I land on the hill and deploy a great number of orbiting defense drone type things that will shoot anything not recognized as me.

I walk up there with a scary Halloween mask that is instantly recognized by them as you because they can not think of something that suits it better and I dismantle all of them and move the hill to the middle of pluto as in under ground